This soft cotton tee carries a wink and a warm nudge — a small, wide-eyed opossum illustration paired with the playful line “Alert and Oriented” and a cheeky subline about tacos, naps, and poor financial decisions. It sits light on the body and breathes easily, so it becomes the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to feel comfortable and a little mischievous. Wear it around the house for slow mornings, layered under a denim jacket for casual coffee runs, or on low-key hangouts where humor and laid-back vibes matter more than formality. The simple, centered print reads clearly from a distance and keeps the focus on the art and the attitude: self-aware, soft, and a little bit silly.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Print methods: Direct-to-Garment for main design; Direct-to-Film for sleeve prints and inner neck labels
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and EU 2-year warranty; complies with flammability and chemical safety standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors