Lightweight, breathable tee with a dry, vintage-style chest print that says "Call HR, see if I care." It wears like a lived-in favorite right away — soft ring-spun cotton, a classic crew neckline, and clean tubular construction keep the silhouette simple and comfortable. The shirt’s muted heathered tones and slightly distressed white lettering give it a deadpan, tongue-in-cheek vibe that reads like a private joke shared between coworkers. Throw it on for low-key weekends, casual Fridays, or office-escape days when you want to signal boundary energy without saying much at all. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for softness and breathability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-conscious finish - Ribbed elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free wear; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified - DTG/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and neck print options Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors