A lightweight, classic-fit tee with a quiet, ironic edge — a soft cotton canvas that carries a vintage-style pilot portrait and the deadpan line: “No time for heroics. There are safety reports due.” It feels lived-in without being heavy, drapes cleanly from the crew neckline, and wears well under a jacket or alone on warm days. The image and text sit slightly faded for a retro, museum-poster look that starts conversations without shouting. Wear it when you want to nod to dry workplace humor, aviation nostalgia, or that wry, bureaucracy-aware side of your personality.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline and classic fit for versatile, everyday wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner drape
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar to resist stretching and keep shape
- DTG/DTF printed artwork with pearlized tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors