This lightweight crew-neck tee brings dry, dark humor into everyday wear. Printed on a soft, ring-spun cotton shell, the front artwork pairs a vintage office illustration with the blunt line: “Sorry if I don’t stress out — I’ll die.” The muted monochrome print reads like a wry note left on a desk: low-key, unmistakable, and quietly rebellious. Wear it on long workdays, at low-key meetups, or when you want to signal a sardonic mood without saying a word. The breathable fabric and classic fit keep the silhouette clean while the tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape make it comfortable for repeat wear. Ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certification add a quietly responsible touch to the attitude.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder twill tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp detail
- Certified Oeko-Tex, ethically sourced cotton, EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors