This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a dry, witty vibe—clean white canvas printed with a vintage-inspired graphic: a composed man in a suit under the line “SORRY. If I RELAX. I’LL IMPLODE.” It reads like a quiet joke for people who appreciate deadpan humor and subtle office sarcasm. Breathable 100% ring-spun cotton (with blended options for heather colors) keeps the fit airy through long days. The tubular knit and taped shoulders hold the silhouette, while the ribbed collar keeps its shape after washes. Wear it under a blazer for a smart-casual look, pair with jeans for downtime, or slip it on during late-night projects—this tee fits into routines where dry humor and tidy style meet.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²); blended fabric options for heathers
- Tubular knit construction - no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with seam and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; meets safety and environmental certifications (Oeko-Tex)
- DTG and DTF printed details (sleeves and inner neck labels via DTF); EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors