This lightweight cotton tee wears like a quiet, confident coworker—soft against the skin, built to last, and printed with a wry office-ready illustration: a stack of paperwork and the words “Calm down or don’t — paperwork either way.” It sits comfortably at the chest, low-profile and readable, the kind of shirt that sparks knowing smirks in meeting rooms and on coffee runs. The fabric has a smooth, slightly dense hand that keeps prints crisp. The crew neck and classic cut layer easily under sweaters or stand alone on a warm day. Ethically sourced cotton and clean safety certifications mean you can wear it often without fuss. This shirt belongs in the rotation of anyone who navigates spreadsheets, inboxes, or agency life with a dry sense of humor.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and fit
- Durable, high-quality prints: DTG on the body with optional DTF sleeve/label prints
- Pearlized tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors