Soft, clean, and quietly clever — this lightweight tee reads ‘Don’t HR me, bro.’ in a simple serif that makes a low-key, dry-humor statement. The smooth ring‑spun cotton feels gentle all day, whether you’re headed to a casual office, a team meetup, or a weekend coffee run. The classic crew and tidy fit keep the message the center of attention without shouting. It’s the kind of shirt that starts a grin and lets you keep your composure when workplace absurdities show up. Wear it tucked under a blazer for a sly contrast, or let it do the talking with jeans and worn sneakers on company retreat days. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight, smooth 153 g/m² fabric - Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean drape and reduced waste - Ribbed, shape-retaining collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; Oeko‑Tex certified safety and quality - DTG prints on body with optional DTF sleeve or inner neck prints; EU 2‑year warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors