A soft, lightweight crewneck tee that speaks with deadpan charm. The black cotton fabric holds a crisp white, minimal text across the chest that reads like a dry aside — subtle, clever, and a little bit cheeky. Wear it to low-key gatherings, long coffee runs, or when you want your look to do the talking without saying too much. The smooth ring-spun cotton feels comfortable against the skin and keeps its shape after wash; ribbed collar and shoulder tape add structure so the shirt looks neat all day. It’s the kind of shirt that slides easily into a capsule wardrobe and becomes a go-to when you want effortless, understated humor in your outfit. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, durable fabric made for comfortable all-day wear - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — maintains shape and prevents stretching over time - Pearlized tear-away label — itch-free comfort and easy removal - DTG/DTF printing details — crisp, long-lasting print with optioned sleeve and neck prints via DTF Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors