A lightweight, soft cotton tee with a cheeky vintage comic illustration that says “You should probably just calm down.” It reads like a wry, deadpan comment you might toss into a tense group chat or wear to diffuse an awkward moment. The classic crew neck and classic fit sit comfortably through long days — the fabric feels smooth against the skin and holds print detail well, so the retro line-art remains crisp. Wear it layered under a jacket for casual outings, to a low-key hangout when you want to add a little sarcastic humor, or around the house when you’re keeping things relaxed. The understated white canvas lets the black illustration pop, lending this shirt an easygoing, ironic vibe that speaks to people who prefer humor over drama.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (blends used for heathers)
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and less fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with DTF options for sleeves and inner neck labels
- Pearlized, tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors