This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a playful, vintage-inspired graphic that reads “Vitals Stable, Attitude Questionable.” The muted retro palette and mid-century shapes give it a warm, slightly ironic vibe — casual confidence with a wink. Wear it on slow weekends, road trips, or layered under a jacket for a relaxed look that still says something. The soft, breathable cotton feels broken-in from the first wear and keeps its shape thanks to reinforced stitching at the collar and taped shoulders. It lands as an easy everyday piece for anyone who likes humor, nostalgia, and clothes that move with them.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for clean lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF printing methods for durable, vibrant sleeve and chest prints

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors