Lightweight, soft, and quietly witty — this tee speaks in deadpan. A slim crew neckline and classic fit let the subtle text sit front and center without shouting. Wear it layered under a jacket for gallery openings, at low-key social nights, or on weekends when you’d rather provoke a smile than start a debate. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin; the tubular knit and shoulder tape keep the silhouette steady after many washes. If you appreciate dry humor and garments that age well, this shirt slips easily into daily rotation and conversation.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth hand
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; ethically sourced US cotton and Oeko‑Tex certified
- DTG/DTF print detailing available on sleeves and neck labels; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors