It's E.M.S. Teez, but we do got the Steez.

Because sometimes you can't say it out loud.

High-level Quality, Low-level Humor.

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Our weird cool grinning alien EMSteez mascot

At EMSteez, we bring together humor and all the s#*t you swim through every day. Our apparel is crafted for first responders, cops, nurses, doctors, military (yeah even the Navy), etc. who appreciate a laugh while staying stylish under that uniform top, just trying to make it through a shift. We know, because we've been there too.